So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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