i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Rumble strips road head = magical
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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