I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So many bounce houses so little time
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We left the knife in your bed.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
