Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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