why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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