He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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