is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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