Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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