Who wears a wallet chain?!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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