This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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