just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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