literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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