i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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