Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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