Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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