Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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