I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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