is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I puked a lego.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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