So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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