your room smells of hookers.
And success
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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