I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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