tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Shame is for Republicans.
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