I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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