Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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