worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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