If that was your dad, he is hot
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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