Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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