I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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