you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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