just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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