what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
that may or may not have been my penis.
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