But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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