just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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