love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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