Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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