How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
