'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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