I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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