no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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