Don't you send me to vm
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
