Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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