The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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go home
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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