if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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