I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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