We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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