Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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