My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
How's work?
Spinning.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Randomize
