look no pants
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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