Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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