My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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