oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
