we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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