I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I want to fling myself into the sun
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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