Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You're like the curious george of whores
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
