Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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