Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Damn victory sex feels great
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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