Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This baby is an asshole
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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