Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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