I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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