Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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